To all the crazies out there, you’re not alone
I’m a very random person. Most of my conversations with my friends don’t start with hello. They are more of an omg-I-just-saw-this-dress-and-I-HAVE-to-buy-it nature.
When something exciting happens, and my friends are not with me, I call them and shriek into their ear before they can even get a word out. *chuckles*
Just today I was telling one of my friends that I have just added her to the list.
Me: I have added you to my call-them-and-randomly-shriek-into-their-ear.
Friend: Hahaha, I think I’m okay with that.
Me: Okay with that? Bitch, please. You are going to love it.
Friend: That’s going on your blog, isn’t it?
Me: Hehehehehe. I’m writing it as we speak.
I also change topics a lot. I would be talking about something with my friends, and then out of the blue I just change the topic. And my friends go all, “woah! When did we start talking about THIS now?”
Me: Um, since now?
Like, for example, I sent this to said friend. This is a continuation of the aforementioned conversation, by the way.
Me: Hold on, let me send it to you.
Friend: *after reading it*
Hahaha, you’re crazy.
Me: But you love me. *flutters eyelashes*
*a second later*
Dude, omg. I have this exam tomorrow, and I’m completely freaking out!!! I can’t talk right now, bye.
Friend: Wait a minute. Where did this come from?
Now, let me tell you how this would have taken place if we had been talking in person, rather than over the text.
Let us assume said friend is sitting somewhere. I come and plop down next to her and start talking before her brain can catch up with my sudden appearance out of seemingly thin air.
Me: I saw this amazing black dress on flipkart yesterday, but my mom wouldn’t let me order it.
Friend: *gets into the conversation since this is very normal behaviour for me*
Why not?
Me: She says I have too many black dresses already, which is absurd because everyone knows there is no such thing as “too many black dresses.”
Friend: Haha, your mom. *shakes head* You should just order it, babe
Me: I have an exam tomorrow that I’m completely freaking out about, so I need to go study. I can’t talk right now, see you later.
*gets up and leaves*
Friend: *baffled expression* Was I not having a conversation with a human being just a second ago?
I realize this is a very random post. I have observed that I often get ideas for my posts when I’m doing the dishes. I wonder what is up with THAT.
-The Girl Lost In The Bookstore
Very nice…
Loads of lines yet one simple thing to express….
Loved this uncertainty ..
God bless!!
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Thank you. 🙂
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You are welcome!!
Take care.
God bless!!
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You too. 🙂
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Thank you so much!!!!!
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You write beautifully.. and i especially loved this line “literature is my porn” 😀 we are same same! 🙂
high 5!! 😀
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Thank you, Kriti. *blushes* I love my site name, too. *grins* Hi-five, girl. 😀
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Ha ha 😀 I can connect with the part of changing conversation …my hubby gets irritated a lot by this habit of mine :p …and you know my mom says you need to have nice memory if you want to enjoy my company …as anything can be next topic 😉
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Here’s to us, for being awesome. *raises wineglass in the air* Don’t worry, I have an eidetic memory. I can handle conversations with you. 😉
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It’s a wonderful read, Miss 🙂
Love and light 🙂
Anand
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Thank you, Anand. ❤
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Welcome, Miss 🙂
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Lol I sometimes do it online.. 😛
Not in real life though.
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Haha, I do it in real life, too. My friends look at me, and go “you’re crazy.”
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Beautiful irrelevant, quite a title. Love the way you express the humour in you.
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Thank you so much, Abhay. 🙂
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Just curious. How many books have you stole as of now?
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Not even one. 😦 I’m thinking of living up to my name, and stealing them. I read about this guy who stole books from libraries throughout his life, and he had over 40,000 stolen books. That’s pretty amazing!
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40,000 books? That is a library in itself. Good luck, I hope you steal more and you’re ought to ’cause literature is your porn.
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Haha, it is. But, I will only steal books from people who don’t read, but pretend as if they do. See, I’m a nice person. *proud smile*
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*putting all my books inside a safe locker*
See, I’m a cautious person. Thanks for the warning anyway.
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Hahaha! You think that’s gonna stop me? *evil smile*
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*pretending to know* No. It won’t.
(Lesson learnt from watching Bolly,Kolly wood movies, when someone challenges you, always give in)
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Hahaha, you learn fast. *pats shoulder*
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*gettin a pat on shoulder* It’s better to learn rather than not seeing you’re books anymore. Now this statement is not so beautifully relevant.
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Hahaha, I’m still stealing your book though. How many do you have? *evil gleam in the eye*
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I don’t read much, but I do have a stack of books (please please don’t steal them). If you do, I will make you read all chetan bhagats novel(no offense) if you’re bhagat fan. *hiding face under the blanket*
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Omg, noooooo! Please don’t make me read his books. Please. *cries* I won’t steal your books, I promise. Just.. Not his books.
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Hahaha! Finally☺ Justice served.
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I hate you. -_- I don’t read any Indian authors, actually, save for a few. I don’t like the language they use. *no offense to anybody who loves them*
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Yeah! How can I forget that, my friends forced me to read all bhagats, ravinders and durjoys, and you see I m still alive, so I should be celebrated not hated😮😦.
Disclaimer : comment are not for faint hearted. T&C apply.
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Hahaha, I like the disclaimer. I’ve read that “I too had a love story”, since people were all it’s amazing omg you should read it. I’m not even going to comment on that.
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You better not. Coz it isn’t worth a comment.
Huh! I’m burning a few flames here.
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Haha. I was so frustrated after I read that.
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Yeah! True that.
Not exactly frustration but I would rather call it mental agony.
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Maybe we could sue them for mental distress!
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Hahahah! Nah, it don’t work out that way, bcoz when you bought the book, you weren’t under any obligations to buy the same and the transferor never compelled you to buy one and so suing won’t work out.
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Dammit, why do you have to be so logical?
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It’s not logical, Its just what’s legal😛
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Ugh. Fiiiine. *rolls eyes*
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Just kidding. ☺ you can do what you want.
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But, you’re right. *accepts it reluctantly*
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No you’re right.
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But.. I’m not.
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Yeah, a thief can never be right😛. Oh my god I too have some humour, funny me.
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Hahaha. 😀
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Wonder full.
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Thank you. 🙂
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Beautiful ly irrelevant true
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🙂
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And when I read this, I am just like “thank god I am not the only one. Hehehe.” ^.^
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Haha, we’re awesome. As it has been already established. 😀
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I really like this tho c:
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Thank you. ^_^
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A typical girl-to-girl convo 😂😂 Esp the dress part in the start 😂
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Hahaha, right? That dress was on sale. Par mummy ne mana kar diye. “Too many black dresses.” Ridiculous statement!
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All mummies are the same 😀
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So true. Haha. 😀
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Nope, not alone… I can see that… now that I am on wordpress… Too many of them… hmm, gotta run….
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Hahahaha!
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I have this conversations too! You just have to find friends with the same levels of insanity.
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Exactly! 😀
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Question though. Do you ever call them up with a writer problem, ramble at them for half an hour and then realise that you solved it yourself and now you just really need to get of the phone and go and write?
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Hahaha, I TOTALLY DO!!!!!!!
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Yes! I am not alone.
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Of course, you aren’t. 😀
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Hi there. I’ve just been working on a Rugby Guest Post with a friend and as I wrote the post introducing it your post about those weird, eccentric friendships kept popping back into my head. I just wanted to let you know that your post is still rattling around it my brain and making me chuckle.
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Hahaha. 😀 That makes me glad. 😀
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MBT, wish I could be as random as you. You’re awesome. Thanks for reading my blog.
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Thank you so much. 😀 It was my pleasure. 🙂
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Wow! This was so random 🙂 🙂
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I know! I’m like that! 😀
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..and that’s your thing 🙂
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😀
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Loved this.. So glad that we are connected.. Hope to read more of you 🙂
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Thank you so much. 😀 I look forward to reading more of your posts, too. 🙂
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Doing the dishes I rarely think about doibg the dishes. That would just intensify the boredom of the task at hand. Same goes for vacuuming and hanging the laundry to dry..
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Yeah, agreed. I start writing stuff in my head when I’m doing the dishes. *chuckles*
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I’m laughing here. You get stories while washing the dishes? I love that. You should see where you get mine. (Not trying to be arrogant:))
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Haha, I do. Where do you get yours? Wait, do I want to know? xD
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Everywhere, I could be yelled at and something they screamed at me would inspire a whole book. Within I minutes I would have a whole book in my head. 🙂
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Hahaha, I do that too, you know. I’ll be talking to somebody, they would tell me something, and I would be, “omg now THAT could be made into a post.”
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I meant where I get mine! Distracted…..
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Loved reading this
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Thank you so much. 🙂
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This is what a quality writer can do, make ‘irrelevance beautiful’ :D…….I really like how u portray things:) …keep writing 🙂
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Thank you so much, Saaransh! 😀
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Ok what did I just read? 😀
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Hahaha! That was the whole point!!! 😀
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There must be a spoiler alert! Disclaimer: Severe dosage of mindfuck ahead! Read at your own expense 😀
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Haha, I will take that as a compliment! 😀
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It was one. No other way to take it 😀
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Hehe. 😀
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